What you could buy with 220 million euros
I noticed last week that a footballer was sold for 220 million euros, which if you ask me proves the world has gone mad. But then it got me thinking, what else you could buy for that kind of money. Anyway, I made a little research online and this is what I found…
If you like coffee, then we could buy 100 million small americanos in Starbucks in London Piccadilly Circus. Afterwards we can go to see a musical like Phantom of the Opera and spend the night in Covent Garden with me as your blonde and bubbly escort companion.
If your ambitions go higher than just getting high on caffeine, then how about we join the mile-high club together by buying our very own jumbo jet? In fact, for the price of one Neymar we could purchase two 747’s, so we could keep one in the garage while we go off on our worldwide adventures.
If joining the mile-high club with me isn’t high enough, then there is only one way we can go any higher. At just $250,000 a go, we could take 500 journeys to space together with a flight on Elon Musk’s SpaceX rocket. That is if Mr Musk can ever get one working, of course.
Of course, you could always choose to spend it on some awesome company, and with my rates costing just 1000 euros for the first 48 hours and 350 euros for every night after that, I worked out that you could book me for the next 1700 years. Now I love to spend some quality time with a quality gent like yourself, so if you do find a Neymar-sized sum burning a hole in your pocket, then that could be a way to go. Just make sure you have enough left over to pay for the secret of eternal life for both of us!
Which Bratislava hotels are best?
Bratislava is a great city to visit, but a poor choice of accommodation can make your stay a frustrating one. As a Bratislava native with some experience in the hotels in town, I am well placed to advise where is best to go. Below are my top recommendations, based on your needs.
Best boutique – Marrol’s Hotel
Marrol’s has become known in recent years internationally as the place to come when you want to experience the best in luxury, for half the price you would pay in nearby Vienna. The hotel is located in a quiet and discreet side street, right in the heart of the Stare Mesto (old town) of Bratislava so guests can enjoy all that the capital has to offer, with none of the noisy partygoers. The rooms and suites are decorated in a classic yet modern style, and the hotel has a reasonably good spa equipped with jacuzzi and Finnish-style sauna. You will also find a summer terrace for breakfast and dinner, with the kitchen being noted as one of the best in Slovakia. If you are looking for a romantic place to enjoy Bratislava, then this is the place to stay. And as Bratislava’s best GFE escort, I would love to join you here.
Best spa hotel – Crown Plaza
You can’t go wrong with the Crowne Plaza, for quality or location. Situated right on the main square of Hodzovo Namestie, this is as central as it gets, and the views of the old town and the river are exceptional. What really makes the hotel stand out is its spa and wellness facilities. The Zion spa is a place where you can relax and unwind or do some serious fitness, or indeed both. With an indoor pool, sauna & steam-rooms and a gym the facilities are top notch, and I recommend this for everyone who likes to keep a healthy body and mind. When you are refreshed, you can take dinner in the hotel restaurant which has a whole range dedicated to the gluten and allergen free diet. With so much healthy living going on, you might want to spoil yourself with some female company, and as one of the best dinner companions in Bratislava, it would be an honour if you would pick me.
Best for character - Botel Dunajsky Pivovar
Bratislava is know for its boat hotels, moored on the Danube. Most of these are rather basic and are not exactly being known as romantic places to take a date, although they are a lot of fun. However, one of these so-called Botels rises above the rest and is a luxurious place as well as a fun place to spend time on. The Botel Dunajsky Pivovar is found between the SNP Bridge (the one with the UFO on top) and the Old Bridge and offers the highest standard of accommodation, including aircon, power showers and flat-screen TVs. Best of all, it has a brewery on board, so if you fancy enjoying some delicious Slovak beer while you are here, and don’t want to walk too far home, this is the place to stay. The views are obviously great, and I would love to be your partner on a Bratislava escort date here.
I hope you will choose to meet me in Bratislava, but whether you do or not, I hope you have a good time here, and these hotels are the best bets to have a pleasant stay. Have fun in Bratislava.
Three top escort daytrip ideas this May 1st Bratislava
May 1st is a big holiday in Slovakia, as it is in the rest of Europe, and this year the day falls on a Monday, which means a long weekend for most of us. If you are planning on coming to Bratislava this May Day weekend and are looking for some daytrip ideas with a sexy lady, then I would happily be your elite companion for any of the following fun excursions!
We could visit a UNESCO-protected town and get our fortune told by a real-life witch, on a day trip to Banska Stiavnica. This beautiful town of 10,000 people in the centre of Slovakia is found in the middle of an extinct volcano, and the views from the edge are stunning. The town was known for mining, and these days we can go for underground walks which are pretty fascinating. It is also known as the place to come to meet a witch, who can give you advice on life, contact dead relatives for you, and tell you your future. Of course, they don’t speak English, so you would need a Slovak translator to go with you, and I would be happy to be your girl for the job!
If you are scared of witches, then how about we enjoy a wine tour in the vineyards of the Little Carpathian mountains. These impressive hills and mountains just outside Bratislava are excellent wine country, and are home to several charming village known for making the best wine in Central Europe. In Svätý Jur, Modra and Pezinok we can see how wine is made as well as sample some of the local produce. The best thing about such a trip is that we can do it as a day excursion from Bratislava and then once we are a bit tipsy we can head back to your hotel for more erotic fun!
If you prefer to relax and enjoy some wellness, then how about a spa day in the Trencin region with me? Trencin is just an hour on the highway north of Bratislava, and the town is very beautiful, dominated by an impressive castle on the hill. The streets are full of interesting cafes and restaurants, but the best thing about a visit here are the nearby spas. Trenčianske Teplice in particular is one of the most beautiful spa towns in Slovakia, and the natural springs here spill mineral water directly into the spa pools, with temperature of a nice 38 ° C. We can bathe and relax and when we get in the mood for more, Trencin has some great hotels where we can get the party started.
I hope you are getting excited by some of these ideas I present to you. Best of all, all of these daytrips can be made anytime of the year, so if you choose to spend May Day with your family, you can always escape to Bratislava for a weekend some other time, and it would be my pleasure to be your Bratislava escort and sexy blonde companion on your trip.
Have you ever wanted to attend a sex party and enjoy the pleasure of having fun with several women? Have you ever dreamed of stepping into the kind of masked balls that you may have seen in the Tom Cruise film Eyes Wide Shut? Well, the good news is that you can. These days you can attend some of Europe’s most decadent and luxurious erotic events, and explore your wildest fantasies of exhibitionism and group fun, in perfect safety. However, you should know that it can be difficult for single males to get admittance to such events, as entrance is only open to single females or couples. For this reason, it can make sense for those who wish to visit a sex party to book a date with an open-minded escort. As one of the most adventurous escorts in Bratislava, and indeed Europe, then it would be my pleasure to be your companion to any of the events below.
The Night of the Masks is the luxury orgy event which was first inspired by Eyes Wide Shut, and true to its name, this night of swimming, exhibitionism and sexual exploration only has one rule: you have to wear a mask until midnight! This decadent party is organized by the professional and utterly discreet Xklusiv events company, with masked butlers and maids taking care of all our needs, ensuring that we can have a really sexy time together, and if we like the look of other guests, then with them too! The location of the event is a secret one for obvious reasons, but I can tell you that it takes place in a beautiful castle in the countryside around Frankfurt, with an event in spring and one in late summer. With piano music straight out of the film to keep us entertained, and large sofas which allow for kissing and cuddling and much more, as well as fully equipped bondage rooms for the more adventurous, the Night of the Masks is the sexiest swinging event you can imagine.
Killing Kittens is an adult dating website, started by a friend of Kate Middleton, has become well-known in recent years for organizing some of the best erotic parties around, first in London, and now in places like New York, Malaga and St Tropez. With 40,000 members and growing, There is an approval process to go through, but if you gain access we could have a lot of fun together at a Killing Kittens event. Great dance music, food and drink and open-minded guests ensure that there is never a dull moment, and I know that these events attract some of the best-looking elite people as well as the most experimental. So if you want to enjoy pure luxury and decadence in stunning surroundings with stunning people, then I would love to be your date to a Killing Kittens event. By the way, despite the name, no kittens are killed at any event. I don’t believe in animal cruelty :-)
However, we don’t need to go far to enjoy swinging events and sex parties. Bratislava, Budapest, Vienna and Prague are full of clubs which cater for couples who want to explore life and all its pleasures. If you choose to meet me in Bratislava, Vienna or Prague in particular, it would be my pleasure to attend such a sex club with you. For example, one intriguing possibility is the Yulia Varra Tantra club in Prague, located just outside the Castle District. Here we can enjoy swinging parties, tantric massage and lessons on how to raise our kundalini, or sexual energy. In fact, this club is even open for single men, but where would be the fun in that? Bring me as your sexy and open-minded girlfriend, and we can really enjoy any swinging party or sex club together!
Winter getaway destinations that any Bratislava escort will say yes to
As I am known to be the kind of escort that enjoys to get to know each of my gentleman clients, I am often asked to be a travel companion to go to some exotic destination. In wintertime especially, gents want the company of an elite travel escort to be their courtesan when they visit somewhere nice and warm. The only question is, which destinations give the best chance of the escort in question saying yes to?
Anywhere in Europe is always easy for the best escorts to get to, as the visa requirements, frequent flight schedules and flight times make it fast and convenient for a Bratislava escort to get to pretty much anywhere in the continent. Using Vienna as a hub, a classy companion can be anywhere in Europe within 3 hours, allowing for anything from an overnight date to a full week of pleasure and fun. Of course, in winter time, Europe gets rather cold and wet, so if you are seeking sun, then you need to head south.
Malta is an interesting place to visit as it has a wealth of culture and scenery, and of course, over 300 days of sunshine each year! With daily flights from Vienna, you can easily invite any escort from Vienna or Bratislava, or even Prague to come and be your perfect GFE. From the shopping possibilities of Sliema to the architecture of the capital Valletta and even the beach resort of Golden Bay, Malta is a good choice in wintertime. It is also quite a discreet island so there is little chance of anyone you know meeting you. We can be ourselves here!
The Israeli beach resort of Eilat is a new and exciting destination which can be reached from Bratislava airport, and with sunbathing weather all year round, this could be a very interesting place to visit. Just 4 hours flight time from Central Europe, this is perhaps the warmest place you can get to for a short break. If you seek a place to relax and soak up the sun for a weekend with a sexy Bratislava escort companion, then maybe Eilat is the place to consider.
Of course, winter is normally known for cold and snow, so why not embrace this fact by inviting an escort to a ski resort? Here in Slovakia we have the High Tatras for skiiing with some excellent resorts, but we are also very close to the Austrian slopes, for example Salzburg is just 3 hours drive from Bratislava, with lots of great ski resorts close by. We could be going on the black runs in the morning, having Mozart Kugeln in the afternoon and having a romantic dinner in the evening.
Winter can be a depressing time of the year, but there is no reason why you cannot brighten it up with a trip to the right location and with the right Bratislava escort by your side, you can get energy to last you to the spring!
Christmas escort fun in Bratislava
Will you be in Bratislava or Vienna over the Christmas period? Whether you are here for business or pleasure, there is so much to do in this charming town on the Danube. And if I may say, I would be the ideal Bratislava escort companion who can join you for any adventure. Read on to find out about the great date ideas we can have together.
Christmas markets are always worth visiting while you are in Bratislava, as the Slovak capital has some of the best in Central Europe. At Bratislava Christmas markets, you can buy unique and traditional items that you can't really purchase anywhere else in Europe. If you are looking for something special, then you can choose from such gifts made from wood, glass, leather, beeswax and wicker. If you invite me along, I can gladly be your guide, and we can enjoy some local delicacies such as cabbage soup, meat roast and medovina (honey wine).
If you prefer your shopping to be a bit more modern, comfortable and indoor than the outdoor markets, then you should know that Bratislava has some of the finest shopping malls anywhere in Europe. Malls such as Aupark, Eurovea and Avion have everything from luxurious department stores to chic boutiques, technology stores where you can buy the latest gadgets, and lots more besides. I would be very happy to be your companion for a visit to these places, we can relax, enjoy a coffee or a drink, and take in the attractions.
Should you want to experience a bit more of Slovakia, and enjoy some snow sports, then the High Tatras are a mountain range about 4 hours drive down the highway from Bratislava. This is the second highest chains of mountains in Europe, and is home to many ski resorts such as Stare Smokovec, Strbske Pleso and lots of other places that are very hard to pronounce :-) I would gladly teach you how to say these tongue twisters, and we can even twist tongues together.
Of course, you might not feel like too many activities while you are in Bratislava, and prefer to spend time alone with a beautiful and charming escort companion. If this is the case, then just give me a call or send me an email. As the proud provider of the very best girlfriend experience in Bratislava, then I can be a companion for all kinds of adventures.
My view on the escorting scene
If you have ever met an escort already, you surely know that there are 3 categories of girls:
1.) girls who - see this as just a job for money
2.) girls who - like the money and travel
3.) escorts - who enjoy the job (and all the goodies that come with it!)
About the first category - just a job for money:
Those girl are a very frequent entity in this business. Unfortunately, those ladies spoil the business for many ladies that wish to provide quality services. They are escorting only for the cash. They would do anything (sex-wise), but with no enthusiasm, no effort and no desire to please their partner. They are basically gold diggers that are still looking for the gold mine ;)
Those ladies prefer short bookings, in-and-out and thank you sir. The money gets spent in the very first shop on a fancy hand bags or shoes. Their shopaholic personalities push them to spend all they have just earned, and then they wait for their next booking.
Eventually fed-up customers publish a review of their negative experience they just had with the lady. So the girl starts to work for another agency under a new name and new pictures...
Second category - money and travel:
These girls are a bit better as they enjoy money and travelling so they have got at least something else to look forward to. That makes them slightly better companions outside bed.
Those ladies prefer longer bookings so they can travel and see some new cities and interesting places.
But still, these girls tend to suffer through the meeting, any sex is a torture for them...but clients are usually gentlemen so they show the girl around the city, take her to good restaurants, take them to shops and treat them like princesses. The girl is returning back from the meeting with a pile of cash, new perfume, new underwear, new shoes...so in the end, all the "suffering" was good for something!
But again, the services provided are not of any outstanding quality, since they do not really get into the date, so again, they are scaring good customers off.
And finally, the third category of girls who actually like to work as courtesans:
I like to count myself into this category, so I will be writing this paragraph in the first person.
Why do I enjoy this job? I like sex, travelling AND meeting new people...
I am a sexual person. I truly enjoy pleasing my partner and I like to discover what the other person next to me likes, what get the other person excited...
Second of all, I love travelling - every city has got history, stories to tell, there are places that need to be discovered, parks to be visited, statues to be photographed...thanks to this unique job I get to travel the world - what's not to like?
Spending time with another person is another favourite of mine. I do not necessarily mean sex, I mean talking, sharing, drinking wine, laughing...
And of course there is the financial reward as well.
Courtesans such as me like to try to provide the best services to each and every one of you, our dear customers. Thankfully, there are still many quality ladies that restore a good name to escorting.
Petite is the new sexy
I am a petite girl. Petite is the new sexy! Why?
1.) good things come in short supply
2.) I am 29 but I still look like a teenager
3.) I am flexible and know how to present my sex-appeal
So shortly about being a loveable shorty;)
Yes, I am a petite escort in Bratislava . I stand only 159 cm and so what?! I know how to wear my slender and natural body like a dress from a world renowned fashion designer!
Confidence comes with age. I am 29 years now and I finally discovered all the flavours I can offer, all the goodies I bring to the table.
So I know I am an experienced lover, good companion, lovely courtesan and I love pampering my gentleman.
So even if petite ladies are not your "thing", surprise yourself and try something new!
What to do in Bratislava
Bratislava is a perfect city to visit, there are many great things you can do, visit and enjoy
1.) meet VIP escort agencies and their well chosen escorts
2.) enjoy a date with a great independent girl
3.) visit strip or night club
4.) stay in some escort friendly hotel
5.) take a boat on Danube to Devin
6.) visit sad Janka Krala - ( park in Bratislava's Petržalka)
I am sure that the adult things on that list are well known to you, so I am not going to write about what to do with escort or how to enjoy your night out in strip club.
I want to introduce you SAD JANKA KRALA:
The park was established in 1774-76 with the intention of creating a park for the public. Under the influence of Baroque classicism, the walks were set up in the shape of an eight-leg star and trees were planted along them. Each allele was named after its corresponding species of tree (alder, maple, willow, and so on). The Gothic tower is the prominent architectural structure in Sad Janka Kráľa. It is the primary garden arbour and was previously a Franciscan church tower.
The second attraction I want to recommend you is a boat trip to Devin:
Bratislava and it's surrounding areas have got a lot to offer. You can take a nice trip by boat all the way to the ruins of castle Devin.